Unless you are Tiger Woods, you are eventually going to need a good life while struggling though a bad round of golf. For many of us, that will occur sooner rather than later. With that in mind, keep in mind you are not alone as these quotes show.
1. I learned you can't drink whiskey and play golf. - John Daly
2. You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work. - Lee Trevino
3. Drive for show, Putt for dough, Shank for comic relief.
4. Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods
5. Fifty years ago, 100 white men chasing one black man across a field was called the Ku Klux Klan. Today it's called the PGA Tour. - Unknown
6. An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play, it is always possible to get worse.
7. In baseball you hit your home run over the right-field fence, the left-field fence, the center-field fence. Nobody cares. In golf everything has got to be right over second base. - Ken Harrelson
8. Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.
9. Golf is the cruelest of sports. Like life, it's unfair. It's a harlot. A trollop. It leads you on. It never lives up to its promises.... It's a boulevard of broken dreams. It plays with men. And runs off with the butcher. - Jim Murray
10. You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen. - Lee Trevino
11. There is no such thing as a natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls. - Lee Trevino
12. Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore', shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey
13. How can they beat me? I've been struck by lightning, had two back operations, and been divorced twice. - Lee Trevino
14. These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. - Sam Snead
15. The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top. - Pete Dye
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1. I learned you can't drink whiskey and play golf. - John Daly
2. You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work. - Lee Trevino
3. Drive for show, Putt for dough, Shank for comic relief.
4. Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods
5. Fifty years ago, 100 white men chasing one black man across a field was called the Ku Klux Klan. Today it's called the PGA Tour. - Unknown
6. An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play, it is always possible to get worse.
7. In baseball you hit your home run over the right-field fence, the left-field fence, the center-field fence. Nobody cares. In golf everything has got to be right over second base. - Ken Harrelson
8. Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.
9. Golf is the cruelest of sports. Like life, it's unfair. It's a harlot. A trollop. It leads you on. It never lives up to its promises.... It's a boulevard of broken dreams. It plays with men. And runs off with the butcher. - Jim Murray
10. You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen. - Lee Trevino
11. There is no such thing as a natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls. - Lee Trevino
12. Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore', shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey
13. How can they beat me? I've been struck by lightning, had two back operations, and been divorced twice. - Lee Trevino
14. These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. - Sam Snead
15. The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top. - Pete Dye
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